Water war

There is this kid named Thomas that lives down the street. I called a friend over. We were playing ball when he is running down the steps to my yard with a bucket of unripe peaches and a rake. His shirt is ripped and tied on to his neck with ripped shorts. As he comes screaming down the stairs he stops and starts throwing peaches at us. We were laughing so hard till he tried to throw the rake at us. (so u know rakes aren't spears!) It flopped over and didn't go over the fence. he ran away. Me and my friend went and got some water guns, when he comes out with a pick axe!!? So we soak him and his mom comes out and he gets in trouble for bringing a pick axe out. So my friend gets the hose and drenches him and he starts yelling that we broke his i pod and he left us alone the rest of the day.